Friday, September 22, 2006

So if you know me than you probably know my philosophy. And if you know my philosophy than you probably know that Im really looking forward to rosh hashana. Thats right. As others are quaking and moaning, fearing reprisals for past actions through vindictive recipricocity by a ruthless and cruel deity, bemoaning the coming of the realization of another earthly spin-cycle and how it will affect their divine fortunes, I eagerly anticipate the coming benedictions that the celebration of the new year will bring. I do this, because I am aware that God loves me. He loves me more every day and so with the coming year he will love me even more than he has in the last one. How then can I be fearful of rosh hashana? I accept his blessings upon me and I love him in return for all he does and vow to be his most faithful servant for as long as he remains my master.

But good news you guys... he loves you too! yay! So quit your fearful bellyaching about the impending doom of rosh hashana and look forward to the opportunity to praise God. We will pray in praise and thanks for the wonderful year that he will most surely bestow upon us in his almighty wisdom and his endless charity and grace. It will be a year of plenty for all. A true bumper crop of divine goodwill.

And so I say, do not moan but celebrate. How then should one celebrate the new year? Much like any other new year. Drink! Only in this state of drunkeness are we ungaurded enough to be open and thankful for what he have. We can truly say "God... I love you man... You rock!" and mean it in much the same way I love you guys. Because i do and want to thank you all. A man is measured by the company he keeps and the people he calls friends. And you all, as my friends, are then to thank for me being such a kick-ass guy. And I you. And so forth in this vast social network of awesomeness to which you all contribute.

And so with love in my heart and blessings on my tongue I wish you all a happiest of new years. If I have ever hurt anyone of you than I beg you harbor no Ill will and I shall surely return the favor.

May we all merit to be inscribed in the book of a good life. With health, wealth, love and happiness to all.

happy holidays,

Xvi G.


At 5:41 AM, Anonymous Avrohom said...

The approach you have taken is not as uncommon as you think. In fact, in many chassidic sects, this is precisely their philosophy (other than the drinking of course). It is only amongst the "kalta" litvacs, aka our rabbaim throughout yeshivah, that this morose and severe depresion takes place. Basically, xvi, you are a true chassid at heart.

At 6:13 AM, Blogger stillruleall said...

Your friends still have that doomsday feeling toward Rosh Hashana? I thought that ends a year after your last year of yeshiva...Rosh Hashana for me is a happy time, the only two day holiday, and I enjoy it.


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"So if you know me than you probably know my philosophy."

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